Anonymous asked: Your mom killed your pet chicken and fed it to you?!?
STORY TIME
i was like 6 at that time and i asked my mom to buy me a pet chicken because i thought chickens were adorable and so she did buy one we were really broke at that time so my mom was working so hard and she had to get up early for work and that chicken would not shut up so one day i was at school and my mom didn’t have anything planned for lunch so and she wanted to get rid of that chicken so she cooked it for me and i ate it then i asked her where my chicken was and she said like straight to my face “you ate it” and i cried and the next day in school i told my teacher my mom is a murderer and my teacher believed me and after a few hours the cops took my mom and she spent hours explaining how she killed a god damn chicken not a human being and i got my ass whooped when she came back from the police station.
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